Friday, 11 June 2010

Help help

I am in prison. It's desperate in here. Nothing to do.

I was framed for a crime I didn't commit. In fact, it hasn't even been committed yet. Whatever happened to Innocent Until Proven Guilty? Not under this totalitarian dictatorship.

Please send me a file.
You could hide it in a fishcake.

That would be comforting.


  1. Rupert suggests finding a mirror and practicing your Innocent Look. Sounds like you have plenty of time until the chicks hatch!

  2. Judge Danvers knows best. It will be quite a short detention. You could take upholstery classes or learn a foreign language (Dog?). Preferable to being tagged anyway.
    The writing is on the wall - word verification 'copsit'.

  3. Or become a birdwatcher? Oh, no, silly me. You're that already.