The hard lives of four cats (and an interloper) surviving a totalitarian regime.
Friday, 11 June 2010
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I am in prison. It's desperate in here. Nothing to do.
I was framed for a crime I didn't commit. In fact, it hasn't even been committed yet. Whatever happened to Innocent Until Proven Guilty? Not under this totalitarian dictatorship.
Judge Danvers knows best. It will be quite a short detention. You could take upholstery classes or learn a foreign language (Dog?). Preferable to being tagged anyway. The writing is on the wall - word verification 'copsit'.
Rupert suggests finding a mirror and practicing your Innocent Look. Sounds like you have plenty of time until the chicks hatch!
ReplyDeleteJudge Danvers knows best. It will be quite a short detention. You could take upholstery classes or learn a foreign language (Dog?). Preferable to being tagged anyway.
ReplyDeleteThe writing is on the wall - word verification 'copsit'.
Or become a birdwatcher? Oh, no, silly me. You're that already.
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