We were complaining to Rachel. "There's a dog wherever we look! They follow us about, they try to sniff us, they watch what we do, they're such a blasted nuisance!"
Rachel was in a receptive mood for once. Sympathetic, even.
"Watch this." she said. "Dead dogs in five minutes." We liked that idea!
And she lit the fire.
And it really was that simple.
Rachel showed us where the matches were kept, and said we could light the fire whenever we liked. She can be unexpectedly kind!
Pyromania really isn't a suitable activity for cats! Rachel should be ashamed of herself!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the giggle, kitties... that was fun! Dogs are so predictable.
ReplyDeleteNow you try toasteen' the dargs, yes? Fors' you ged pointy steeck, then you call the darg, Heeeere doggy, doggy...
ReplyDeleteJajajajajaja
A nice warm fire will do it every time.
ReplyDeletePeace at last, how long did it last?
ReplyDeleteHah! We were thinking what Estorbo said.
ReplyDeleteDoesn't a nice fire inspire a little snooze for everyone in the room?
ReplyDeleteEstorbo - LOLOL!
Gosh, dogs don't half do sleeping in a big way, don't they? Not like elegant cats, just shutting their eyes and having a bit of a think.
ReplyDeleteAs a cat and dog obsessee, I love this blog! Well done....
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