The hard lives of four cats (and an interloper) surviving a totalitarian regime.
Aha, think they` re stupid do you? Just don`t get too near to those back hooves......!
Scooter says " I wouldn't go near them, nohow. They are so uncivilised - they poo in the road."
I think you are a teeny bit miffed because Mrs D won't let you have one of your own!
What would you carry on your backs? Mice? (Always wise to carry rations with you.)